Ever tried to drive west at dusk? It’s a pain. Now, try driving through the blinding orange-red blur with a dirty windshield. This was my nightmare driving into Chicago weeks ago. The inside of my windshield was so bad I actually tried to use the squeegee at the gas station. It almost worked, but I couldn’t remove the squeegee lines without drenching the dash, steering wheel, seat…

No amount of polarized sunglasses and visor usage is going to help you through the blinding solar beams that prevent you from seeing the white lines on the road let alone the car in front of you. And if you’ve ever been on the Chicago nightmare called the Stevenson Expressway, you’ll understand my pain.

My life felt out of order when I heard about the Windshield Wonder.

“Where was this when I was going to Chicago?”

Windshield Wonder is much more than washing your windshield with a rag on a stick. With a pivoting head and a microfiber shammy cloth, Windshield Wonder will let you get to those hard-to-reach crevices and impossible-to-clean front corners as well as providing you with smooth, smudge-free viewing lines. Just sprinkle a little water on the cloth and wipe those lines clean.

And, yes m’dear, the Windshield Wonder will work on the other windows. In fact, Windshield Wonder will work on most any window.

Car’s defrost doesn’t work fast enough for you? Use the Windshield Wonder on the glass.

Is the screen on which you’re reading this post a little to dusty and smudgy. That thumbprint up there: tackle it with the Windshield Wonder.

Windshield Wonder comes with a carrying case, 2 spray bottles, 2 bonnets, and if you order from the website you will get a buy 1 get 1 FREE deal. Just pay the S&H on the second one. One for his car, her car, the kids’ car…

I file the Windshield Wonder under “something I need to use before I drive west at sundown, again.”

(Or going east at sunrise)

As Seen on TV Network looks forward to Father’s Day every year. Some of us are fathers. Most of us still have our fathers with us. A few of us even have our grandfathers. Regardless of the kind of stock, wealth, abilities, and interests our fathers possess, all fathers should be celebrated equally.

With all these paternal icons revolving about us, we thought we’d pay tribute to those distinguished men by writing about the things fathers need most on Father’s Day – As Seen on TV Network Style. What you are about to read is the poetic equivalent of a child’s first fingerpainting, but like the loving father who hangs the work of art on the fridge, we’re proud.

A Father’s Day Poem - by As Seen on TV Network

Most men, fathers included, become fascinated with power
A thought that consumes them from morning to evening shower
Omni Dual Saw has so much kick it takes two pitchmen to sell it
Spinning Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan into marshmallow-shooting fits
(in different directions)

Dual Saw has counter rotating technology and does tough cuts faster
But for specialized cuts, consider the legendary Fein MultiMaster
MultiMaster cuts through wood like a hot knife through butter
And for metal snips, let Billy Mays sell you the Crocodile Cutter

Not all fathers are craftsmen, builders of castles and towers
But most fathers can hang with their family and laugh out loud for hours
Nothing is better for families than The Red Skelton Show
A program that ended when Red decided not to go on with the show
The Emmy-Award Winner was always jolly and never bitter
The Red Skelton Show is so cool you can follow it on Twitter

Further proof legends never fade, even when the hero dies
The grace and goofiness of Elvis movies will honka-burn up the night sky
But when the family is away and entertainment is at his discretion
Knockout Hockey DVDs can help the old men let out his aggression
And if he wants to watch something and let mom do the supervision
Silver Sonic XL will let him hear without turning up the television

Some fathers have green thumbs and love time in their yard
Because their time in the kitchen left them battered and scarred
Give him a Garden Groom and let him find his landscaping stride
And a Garden Claw for big holes (so he doesn’t hurt his back or pride)
And when he’s down reshuffling the mud and mohawking the shrubs
Somebody, clean the kitchen floors with Rejuvenate so he can enjoy his grub (we recommend a Steam Buddy-ed grill cheese sandwich)

If he’s a father who stays in shape but wants time for his life
a Vibro Belt and 20 minutes, he’ll work out and still see the kids n wife
Wow - with so many important activities to fill a father’s day
He’ll need a classic Renato watch to better keep the commitments conveyed

Whether he worked in the yard or worked out in a hurry
He’ll need something special to clean up in a flurry
And it wouldn’t be a father’s day poem – As Seen on TV Network Style
If we didn’t mention Billy Mays products once in awhile

ZorbEEZ will clean…everywhere! It’s, “ZorbEEZ, *******”
(ZorbEEZ got the Jaboody Dubs treatment and that left us in stitches)

Occasionally, fathers have been allowed a little time to wind down
A little time to laugh and commune with his friends from his hometown
A night to recall his youth, relive past glories and laugh at youthful fears
Before getting down to business and filling his belly full of beers
This Fathers Day Poem pays homage to the tradition of men
And accepts their need to fill up the Beer Tubes and drink now and then.

And when he comes home and needs some time to recover
Give him something healthy while he’s sick and under the covers
Make sure he has a drink that’s refreshing and filled with nutrition
Sharper Image Super Juicer will help him heal from the boyish traditions
But fathers can’t leave without insuring their families are safe and warm
A few Snuggies, a Portable Furnace and gives shelter from the storm

Most fathers covet a simple, quiet spot along the lake
Or a river or stream, with biting fish and lively bait
Help his dreams come true, his dream of a fish story to tell
By giving him a Mighty Bite and time to fish for a spell

Most important of all, when you spend quality time with the old man
Take pictures. Good pictures. Let him know you’re his biggest fan
If you still take them in Analog – yes, the old ways are always better
You can convert them to digital with a Sharper Image Slide Converter

A Father’s Day poem, we know, should be better than this
Father’s Day Poems should be filled with joy, prosperity and bliss
The point was to pay homage to a grand Father’s Day
A simple Father’s Day Poem to show we care in a sincere sort-of-way.
For Father’s Day poems should be written from the heart
Whether we’re published writers or simple bloggers doin’ our part

Happy Father’s Day

- As Seen on TV Network

So, my New Year’s resolution has long since been broken, remade, broken, remade, and broken, again. I’m not even sure how it’s almost April already (at the time of the post). My weight still isn’t happy with my lack of time dedicated to it. My body would like me to do something about it. But have you ever tried working out when you’re at work? Stretching out on the desk isn’t within the best practices of inter-office co-habitation.

I should have been using a Sport-Elec ab belt. Then I could get a workout while I’m at work. If I’m at home preparing dinner or mowing the lawn, I can use it. If I need to relax and not think while I watch TV, I can work out with the Sport-Elec ab belt.

Designed for targeted workouts, The Sport-Elec ab belt will bust that gut while you’re busying cranking out work on a computer. Get your arms fit n toned while you’re doing analysis. Greet customers with that new, flexed bicep.

The benefits of Sport-Elec speak for themselves. All I know is that I probably wouldn’t be having concerns about my weight if I was doing something about it at the start of the year like using the Sport-Elec at work, not eating that doughnut this morning, trying light beer, cutting down on pop…

Order from buysportelec.com and not only will you receive the Sport-Elec ab belt with electronic control, you’ll also receive an instruction booklet / diet plan guide and a 2.5 oz tube of contact cream.

Don’t be like me. Get working on workout out efficiently and effectively so by this summer you won’t have to worry about the issues (note to self: follow your own advice). Your body will appreciate the abdominal workout, as well as the arm and leg workouts that are included.

I knew there was a reason people made New Year’s Resolutions.

You can find Sport-Elect at 1) its As Seen On TV Network-hosted site or 2) AsSeenOnTVNetwork.com.

I am cooking Illiterate. I burn cereal. How people get that yellow color in their macaroni and cheese is a modern marvel in my world. To me, food doesn’t come from farms, food comes from restaurants.

The culinary arts are a complete mystery to me. That being said, I think I could even use the Perfect Brownie. That’s how easy it is.

What is Perfect Brownie?

Perfect Brownie is designed for people whose cooking resume includes successfully making a full tray of ice and (on occasion) flawlessly distributing the contents into the ice bin. Its patent pending design is comprised of a removable tray bottom, stand and dividers.

How Does Perfect Brownie Work?

Assuming one follows the recipe instructions from either their cooking book or from the Gooey & Chewy Recipe Booklet, then once you pour the brownie mix into the tray, place in the Perfect Brownie dividers, bake, and prepare for the magic.

But wouldn’t it stick to the sides of the dividers?

The makers of Perfect Brownie were thinkin’ on that one, too.

Not only do the dividers help the brownies to cook separately, Perfect Brownie is made of non-stick materials so the brownies will come right up after you bake them.

My favorite part of Perfect Brownie is that, when done, you can put the Perfect Brownie on a stand, drop down the sides, pull out the dividers, and the brownies are ready to serve. Ideal for people like me who can’t cut a loaf of bread with a knife – it’s true. Any loaf of bread I try to cut turns into flatbread, but anyway…

Order Perfect Brownie from www.perfectbrownie.com and you’ll receive as a FREE bonus 10 premium decorating stencils.

Make some brownies and invite us over to sample the creations :-). As Seen on TV Network likes food.

“I love ice hockey,” I lied. “I love the excitement, the drama, the execution. It’s theatre on an frozen stage.”

Born on the coast of Maine I might have been, I still don’t understand why they have to make the game so complex. It’s just a bunch of sticks pushing around a black tablet made of fused beer caps n rubber into a net. How many rules do you need? I don’t understand why icing is a penalty. If the team wants to give the puck back, let them. And I don’t get offsides. The rink can’t be more than 200 feet. If the team wants to be short-handed on defense for a chance at a quick goal, let ‘em. Either way, the scoring would mercifully go up. Don’t even get my started on how their “shifts” are only 2 minutes.

What I do love in hockey is the fighting. Ice Hockey is the one sport to get this part of competition right. If two guys get fed up with each other, a-brawlin’ they should go. So one guy might get knocked out. Big deal. This way, they get their frustration and anger out of their system. Also, the risk of plotted, career-ending revenge tactics can be minimized because the grudge was left on the rink. And, the fans love it.

This is why I love the prospect of Knockout Hockey. Finally, someone condensed ice hockey into the parts I love and understand. Fights, brawls, knockouts, takedowns, checks, collisions, the best parts of hockey can be found on the 2 DVD collectors edition of Knockout Hockey.

Are you a fan of a hockey match stops and two combatants just go to town? Knockout Hockey has it.

Like when someone gets checked into the wall and away they go flying through the glass? Knockout Hockey has it.

You know those hip checks that are so hard that the checked gets flipped 360 degrees? Oh yeah, Knockout Hockey has that, too.

Blood? Yup. Blood, sweat, and no fear.

Gather your friends, bring the dog in from the outside, and get the beer out for an evening of human destruction in its most entertaining form. Cheering and jeering hockey fight highlights are waiting for you. What are you waiting for? Take the gloves off, pull out the credit card, and buy the 2 DVD collection of Knockout Hockey for yourself today. Who knows, you might learn a trick or two for the next time you play hockey.

“This is the part of ice hockey that I love,” I confessed.

This winter has been brutal on yards everywhere. Heavy snows, punishing rains, and fierce winds have ransacked the hard work most people have put into their landscaping. For some, getting their yard back in shape for warm weather entertainment is going to involve much time and effort. Wouldn’t you rather being enjoying your yard during pleasant days instead of preparing your yard to be enjoyed?

As Seen on TV Network has a couple ideas to help cut down on the time it will take for you to get your outdoors in shape and ready to be enjoyed.

Roll n Grow

What yard would be complete without some of Mother Nature’s most beautiful creations? Baby’s breath, poppies, crimson clover – inspiring flowers ideal for a summer’s day. Unfortunately, planting such flowers, as beautiful as they are, can be painstaking. Not to mention the hours it would take to plant enough of them to properly dress your yard.

What if you could use something that could just be spread and watered and - with a little love from Mother Nature – turn your yard into a blossoming retreat.

Yes, ma’am, such a product exists. It’s called Roll n Grow.

What Is Roll n Grow?

Roll n Grow is 10-foot rolls of biodegradable material that contain over 2,000 seeds worth of nature’s most beautiful creations.

What Flowers Blossom from Roll n Grow:
-Baby’s Breath
-Scarlet Flax
-Crimson Clover
-Calendula
-Cornflower
-Lakrspur
-Poppies

Lay Roll n Grow in your flower beds. Cut them long ways and use them in edging. Place them in flower boxes. Your yard, your imagination. Roll n Grow will the back-breaking labor out of planting flowers.

Speaking of saving yourself from back-breaking labor, Roll n Grow’s rolls also help keep weeds to a minimum.

Roll n Grow is a great idea. Unfortunately, Roll n Grow doesn’t trim those overgrown bushes for you. Luckily, As Seen on TV Network has something in the fold that not only trims hedges, but also collects the clippings as well so your landscaping doesn’t get an unwanted dose of scraps. And that’s just the beginning…

Garden Groom

Where to start with Garden Groom? The great thing is that there isn’t a bad place to start. But before we start, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that Garden Groom has been featured on BBC and Discovery Channel and has received numerous awards from such organizations as GLEE, GIMA, and

Best of What’s New for its ingenuity and performance.

For example, we can start off with the fact that it’s eco-friendly. It’s electric. Even better, it’s cordless. The risk of cutting the extension cord is minimized (who would do that? Cough-cough, hack-hack, blush). Garden Groom also comes with a protective cover over the blade (wish my hedge trimmer had that. Poor electric cord[s]).  And for those who plan on doing a lot of trimming, Garden Groom comes with an attachable Volume Bag to collect up to 10x more clippings.

Check it out at www.garden-gadgets.com.

Garden Groom does more than safely trim hedges. There are attachments to help with gardening. For those who have particular flowers they want planted in their lawn, Garden Groom comes with a bulb drill to help create holes in the ground to make planting easier. And for those evil weeds, Garden Groom comes with a Weed Claw attachment to help spin weeds right out of the ground.

Simple tools with profound effects. Start enjoying your yard sooner because, before you know it, it’ll be cool again.

Both Roll n Grow and Garden Groom are available on AsSeenonTVNetwork.com

(It is with a heavy heart that we report that As Seen on TV Network no longer carries Beer Tubes. However, we should have something in our Kitchen to help make up for it.)

There’s a certain 65-team college basketball tournament that, thankfully, comes around every March. Among the symbols this unofficial 3-week national celebration represents - competition, victory, apple pie, and freedom – the NCAA men’s basketball tournament also signals the start of the outdoor season. Cookouts, golf, boating, camping, and outdoor partying has begun.

These fundamental principles of the outdoor season come with their own symbol: beer. Tall beers, dark beers, microbrews, home brews, domestics, imports. Good beer, cheap beer, beer-battered food. Keg, can, tub or tube. Your beer is your choice so long as the destination at the end of your quest rewards you with the lifeblood that has been handed down through the generations as far back as the ancient Egyptians.

This summer, let your beer shine as a beacon of light, showing all those who partake in the outdoor activities that, “yes, this is a place of refreshment. Come drink and be fulfilled.”

Place your beer in a professional quality beer dispenser. Trust your beer to a tower that sits on top of your table, tap-ready. A pitcher that will taunt the sun or kiss the night sky saying, “my beer will stay cool, refreshing, and fulfilling.” You and your friends deserve to have your beer chilled in a 100-ounce beverage dispenser with a chilled conic base.

You and your friends deserve Beer Tubes.

What are Beer Tubes?

Beer tubes are long tubes that can hold and keep 100 ounces of your party’s lifeblood chilled longer than a typical pitcher. And with a tap at the base near the chilling device, your party’s symbol will remain strong for as long as the party.

If this country is going to lose a couple billion dollars in production due to the symbolic start to the outdoor season, then by-gone it, you owe it to yourself to do it right. Improve your slacking with Beer Tubes, the ultimate way to drink beer.

(Though Libidinol is no longer available, other helpful mature products are available at As Seen on TV Network.)

On the day of this post, it is St. Patrick’s Day. 5pm can’t come soon enough. Many millions of Americans will commune, fellowship, and congregate at local pubs and bars and celebrate what will be, for most, a mini-vacation day off tomorrow.

On this day, everybody is Irish. Most everybody is happy.

Unfortunately, not every day is St. Patrick’s Day. Come tomorrow, reality settles back in. Stresses return to overwhelm. Pressures build back up. Rent is still due. Bills still need paying. And in this economy, it is a hope for most that there is still a job to go to tomorrow so these never-ending ends can be met.

More and more, these pressures take a toll on our everyday lives as well as in the decisions we make. Dietary choices, long hours in the office at the sacrifice of a personal life. The stress begins to wear on us like an iron chain with links added to it every day. Being able to focus on anything more than the day-to-day struggle can be a struggle in itself.
And that’s before we talk about relationships. You want to maintain a happy, healthy relationship with your partner, but life is beating you down.

“I don’t have the energy.”

“There’s not enough time.”

“I don’t have a headache but now ain’t the time.”

The mind is willing, but the body’s libido needs a little pick-me-up.

There is help. A solution. A natural supplement to help maintain and enhance a woman’s sexual connection with their partner. That solution is named Libidinol.

What is Libidinol? How Does Libidinol Work?

Libidinol is a natural sexual nutritional supplement which acts like a female libido enhancement, reinvigorating a woman’s sexual appetite. Made with pro-hormones, Libidinol balances and optimizes female hormone efficiency. Frequency of female arousal, sexual desire, intercourse, fantasy, as well as increased passion and a feeling of satisfaction are all attainable.

What Libidinol is NOT is a drug to treat a medical ailment. It would be more apt to describe Libidinol as a multi-vitamin. Get up in the morning; take your vitamin C, your calcium, and your Libidnol.

Where Does Libidinol Come From?

Libidinol was created by industry standout, Dr. Daniel Stein.

Who is Dr. Daniel Stein?

Dr. Daniel Stein’s work and reputation has led him to being quoted in national publications including Redbook, Glamour, and Cosmopolitan. In 2008, Dr. Stein was given the Lifetime Achievement Award by the Tampa Bay Business Journal for Healthcare Heroes for his dedication and work.

Amongst the many accolades and achievements that stand out on the resume of Daniel S. Stein, M.D., F.A.C.O.G. – including The Foundation for Intimacy non-profit organization and The Stein Medical Institute – none could be more well-known than his part in the creation, testing and analysis of ExtenZe all-natural male enhancement. With more than 1 million sold, ExtenZe continues to make a difference in the lives of men.

In Libidinol, Dr. Stein has formulated a natural sexual nutritional supplement which can rejuvenate the vitality and vivaciousness that sometimes lacks in relationships: said stresses, dietary choices, work and family pressures…

And according to his message on the video found at getlibidinol.com, Dr. Stein believes in Libidinol:

I have treated over 50,000 couples for issues that are germane to their health, wellness, and sexual health in particular. So my experience is enormous. My reputation is impeccable. I put my name behind it. I formulated it. I guarantee it.

Try a 30-day supply of Libidinol when you order from getlibidinol.com. They offer a refund if you are not satisfied. It gives you just enough time to try Libidinol because Libidinol takes about 30-60 days to start working.

And may you continue to enjoy a happier, healthier life.

Zig Ziglar has that kind of casual, soft, southern-gentlemen cadence that I think I could listen to all day. When I hear his pacifying delivery, I start imagining that I’m sitting on a big back porch, lemonade in hand, soaking in every detail as my grandfather orates gracious wisdom in a soothing prose. It’s probably why for 4 decades people have listened, learned, and improved their lives by abiding by the praxis of Zig Ziglar.

Take a listen.

Who is Zig Ziglar?

Zig Ziglar has been recognized by the Congressional Record of the United States for his work with the kids and drugs as well as other American tragedies. He has been features multiple times in such national publications including The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Dallas Morning News, and Fortune Magazine. Not to mention the numerous speaking engagements, books, and DVDs.

What is Zig Ziglar’s Message?

Zig Ziglar’s message is so simple, it’s brilliant:

“You were born to win, but to be a winner you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.”

Zig Ziglar Today

Zig Ziglar starts to share his secretsfor a happier, healthier life in his exclusive, compassionate “Strategies for Success” series. With this 6 DVD and CD program, Zig Ziglar covers approaches on how to build a better self-image, how to develop the right attitude for success, how to maintain hope, how to build winning relationships and, most importantly, how to set and maintain goals for success.

With the “Strategies for Success” series by Zig Ziglar, you will start to realize the little changes you need to make in your day-to-day routine and start working your way to the life you dream about when you’re up late watching TV. Maybe ESPN, or USA…not that I would know about staying up late and dreaming.

You’ve never heard of the Amazing Kreskin? Who hasn’t heard of the Amazing Kreskin? It’s like saying you’ve never heard of apple pie.

I’ll give you a hint of who’s all heard of the Amazing Kreskin:

“He’s the best…”- Larry King. That’s why you see Kreskin on CNN every New Year’s Eve.
“He is my favorite”- Regis Philbin. And Kreskin sounds like he likes to namedrop Regis.
“Master…”- Howard Stern (source of quotes: AmazingKreskinBook.com)
“I won’t play him in poker.” - Me

He’s performed with Bob Hope. He’s been on Letterman numerous times.

Does this help? If not, here’s another refresher. Below is The Amazing Kreskin being interviewed on The Hour.

He’s a Mentalist. Not like the TV Show. I mean a real Mentalist. He’s a prognosticator. “The Nostradamus of the 20th Century.” I’d believe him before Nostradamus. (If for no other reason than because Kreskin plays poker)

Vegas closes their doors to him. The reason? Well, let’s just say you don’t want him sitting to your left at a poker table. He’ll tell you what you have and what hand you’re going to make. And then you have to decide whether or not to believe him. I’ll give you a hint:  just fold if you’re in a hand with him.

He’s dazzled audiences for generations with his performances. He reads mines, channels thoughts, and predicts the future.

And, when he’s not busy performing, he gets called in to assist in law enforcement investigations.

Most importantly, his new book, “Mental Power is Real” is now available at As Seen on TV Network. And, when ordering from As Seen on TV Network, you’ll get 2 bonus CDs:
“How to Know When Someone is Lying”
“How to Win at Poker” (these are the days I’m glad we get product samples)

Harness the secrets of The Amazing Kreskin and start redistributing your potential today.

Now do you know who The Amazing Kreskin is?