(It is with a heavy heart that we report that As Seen on TV Network no longer carries Beer Tubes. However, we should have something in our Kitchen to help make up for it.)

There’s a certain 65-team college basketball tournament that, thankfully, comes around every March. Among the symbols this unofficial 3-week national celebration represents - competition, victory, apple pie, and freedom – the NCAA men’s basketball tournament also signals the start of the outdoor season. Cookouts, golf, boating, camping, and outdoor partying has begun.

These fundamental principles of the outdoor season come with their own symbol: beer. Tall beers, dark beers, microbrews, home brews, domestics, imports. Good beer, cheap beer, beer-battered food. Keg, can, tub or tube. Your beer is your choice so long as the destination at the end of your quest rewards you with the lifeblood that has been handed down through the generations as far back as the ancient Egyptians.

This summer, let your beer shine as a beacon of light, showing all those who partake in the outdoor activities that, “yes, this is a place of refreshment. Come drink and be fulfilled.”

Place your beer in a professional quality beer dispenser. Trust your beer to a tower that sits on top of your table, tap-ready. A pitcher that will taunt the sun or kiss the night sky saying, “my beer will stay cool, refreshing, and fulfilling.” You and your friends deserve to have your beer chilled in a 100-ounce beverage dispenser with a chilled conic base.

You and your friends deserve Beer Tubes.

What are Beer Tubes?

Beer tubes are long tubes that can hold and keep 100 ounces of your party’s lifeblood chilled longer than a typical pitcher. And with a tap at the base near the chilling device, your party’s symbol will remain strong for as long as the party.

If this country is going to lose a couple billion dollars in production due to the symbolic start to the outdoor season, then by-gone it, you owe it to yourself to do it right. Improve your slacking with Beer Tubes, the ultimate way to drink beer.

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