“I’ve always got my ZorBEEZ,” Billy Mays shouts with enthusiasm during the classic video Billy Mays at the Office. Amidst enthusiastic cheers, Mays quickly wipes clean what was once a tragic board room meeting coffee spill and wrings it back into the poor coffee drinker’s cup. Intrigued, the coffee drinker sips the wrung coffee and to his surprise, the coffee still tastes good.

Now, it’s not always advised to drink spilled coffee wrung back into a cup, but what the video parody does pay homage to is the cleaning power of ZorBEEZ absorbent cloth.

With 27 times the absorbing power of regular paper towels, ZorBEEZ has the fortitude to clean up even the worst domestic stains. Machine washable and soft enough to dry your car, ZorBEEZ is perfect for absorbing and drying.

Dry off your dog, clean the milk off your kitchen table and then go dry off your dishes, the diversity found in ZorBEEZ will have you quickly making it the only household cloth you’ll ever need.

ZorBEEZ comes in both large and jumbo items, and is available on zorbeez.com for only $14.99 plush S&P. Order now and instead of the normal 5 ZorBEEZ, zorbeez.com will give you double the amount.

This Holiday Season, your home will be flooded with traffic. Visitors, friends, loved ones will be in and out, sitting, standing, leaving crumbs and spilling their drinks. Make sure you have something that will make cleaning up after your holiday house guests a cinch. Have ZorBEEZ.

As Billy Mays says on the zorbeez.com video, “You’ll never cry over spilt milk again.”

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